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Party ware will set the theme of your next adult party. When the kids are in bed break out these items to make your special night a great time. These might be offensive to some and that is what makes them great.

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Penis Pasta
$7.00
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The perfect finishing touch to a bachelorette party or sex toys party, Penis Pasta is a delicious pasta shaped like penises, conplete with flared heads and testicles! Learn More
Fun Color Pecker Straws - Flesh
$5.00
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Liven up your next party by slipping these naughty gag straws into each "cock"tail! The familiar red and white drinking straw gets a sexy update with a hard plastic penis accent mid-straw. Learn More
Fun Color Pecker Straws - Multi
$5.00
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Liven up your next party by slipping these naughty gag straws into each "cock"tail! The familiar red and white drinking straw gets a sexy update with a hard plastic penis accent mid-straw. Learn More
Fun Color Pecker Straws - Glow
$6.00
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Liven up your next party by slipping these naughty gag straws into each "cock"tail! The familiar red and white drinking straw gets a sexy update with a hard plastic penis accent mid-straw. Learn More
Kama Sutra Mints
$6.00
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This erotically decorated tin features pictures from the kama sutra, and is filled with sugar-free mints to enhance your foreplay and lovemaking. Learn More
Dicky Sipper Twisted Straw
$7.50
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Make your next party sexy AND funny by passing out these hilarious penis drink holders. Just fill the penis with the liquid of your choice and sip from the straw Learn More
Bachelorette Party Tissue Paper
$3.00
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This cute tissue paper is perfect for wrapping up or accenting your gift to the bride-to-be on her last night of freedom! Learn More
Happy Pecker Tissue Paper
$3.00
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A hilarious way to make your gift stand out, this pack of four 20" by 26" tissue paper sheets are emblazoned with smiling penises and testicles in pastel pinks and purples. Learn More
Happy Fucking Birthday Tissue Paper
$3.00
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Tell them what you REALLY think with this X-rated and funny tissue paper. Tucked innocently into a gift bag, they'll be sure to give the recipient a chuckle as they unwrap their gift. Learn More
X Rated Gift Tissue Paper
$3.00
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Planning on giving something a little risque? A great cheeky way to tell your gift recipient there's something shocking inside, this tissue paper is also bound to get your gift noticed by everyone! Learn More
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